The day comes quickly and it was Grade Two's turn to impress the rest of the school. The teacher introduces them
"Mary, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Proud as punch Mary says, "Yes miss......mooooooo!"
"Michael, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Grinning ear to ear he replies, "Yes miss......oink oink oink!"
"Sally, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Jumping on the spot she says, "Yes miss......cluck, cluck!"
"Johnny, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Johnny was quiet for a while then says "Yep"
"Well can you show us?" Prods the teacher
"Ok then.............Johnny get of the ****ing tractor you little ****!"
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