Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You cant do this. Im a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"

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