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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely
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Santa went to a doctor to get some medicine, as he was not feeling well.

"This is pretty strong stuff," said the doctor, "So take some first day, then skip a day, take some again and then skip another day and so on."

A few months after the doctor met Santas wife and asked how he was.

"Oh, he is in a coma," she told him.

"So the medicine I prescribed to him did him no good?" asked the doctor.

"Oh, the medicine was all right," she replied. "It was all that skipping that has almost killed him."
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Waiter: Hey, where do you think you are going with these spoons?
Santa: Doctors orders
Waiter: What do you mean ?
Santa: See what is written on this side of the medicine bottle, Take two spoons after each meal.
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A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain, Banta speaking. Welcome to Flight No. 333, nonstop from New Delhi to London. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, just sit back and relax."
Then he quickly yells out loud - "OH MY GOD!"
Dead silence followed. After a few minutes, the pilot comes back on the intercom and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was speaking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it all over my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Santa in Coach shouts back, "That's nothing, you should see the back of mine!"
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Santa hired a new chauffeur.

Jeeto asked the chauffer to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience.

Back home, she pleaded with Santa, "Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning."

"Darling, don't be so hasty," replied Santa, "give him another chance."
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Banta showed his palm to a palmist.
He examined the lines on Banta's hand and said, 'A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very careful.'
'Why should I have to be careful?' Banta retorted. She should be careful of her life. I drive a Redline bus!.'
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