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Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Santa: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

Santa: It said "Pull"
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Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
I don't think we can sell half a grapefruit, said Santa, but I'll ask my boss.
He walked over to the boss and said, Some idiot wants to buy half a grapefruit, then noticed that the man had followed him over and heard the comment.
And this fine gentleman, Santa added, would like to buy the other half.
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Banta was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over 50 lacs. Banta was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released.
The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Banta said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a computer.
The warden said "sure" and got him a computer.
A brand new Compaq
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Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.

"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Santa's wife gave birth to their fourth child.
He is to get the child's birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
He fills data in the form as under:
Mother: Indian.
Father: Indian
Child: Chinese."
"How come, you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?", the clerk at the Office asks.
"Aah, Santa reads newspaper everyday. I read only the other day that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese."
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Banta had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes.
No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window.
He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, sir," the
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