Santa & Banta were sitting on the bank of a river in Africa, dangling their feet in the water. Suddenly Banta let out a yell and the Santa said: 'What is the matter?' The Banta replied: 'A crocodile has just bitten off one of my feet!' 'Which one?' Santa asked. 'What does it matter?' Banta replied, 'those crocodiles all look alike to me.'