An cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs Santa.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," Santa says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Santa. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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