His reply was "Do I look like a carpenter? I'm a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a carpenter to fix the door".
A few days later, Jeeto asks him to fix a dripping tap.
Again Santa replies "Do I look like a plumber? I'm a photographer, not a plumber. Get a plumber to fix the tap".
A week later, Santa notices that both the tap and the door have been fixed, so he asks Jeeto who fixed it.
She replied "I met a handyman in town, and he offered to fix the door and the tap if I either bake him a cake or have sex with him".
Santa asked "So what kind of cake did you bake?
Jeeto replied "Do I look like a baker?"...
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