"Oh! That's the best goat I've got, best goat I've ever had, could just be the best goat in the whole world!" said the farmer. "Six months ago, in the middle of the night our house caught fire. That goat crawled under the fence, ran to the house, beat on our bedroom window with his horns, woke us up and saved the lives of my whole family and me! That's the best goat I've got, best goat I've ever had, could just be the best goat in the whole world!"
"Okay, okay!" said the salesman. "But what's the deal with the wooden leg?"
"Well, heck" said Santa, "A good goat like that, you can't eat him all at once!"
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