Santa to Banta: You'll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: 'Well then, tell me what happened.'
The guy says, 'Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch.'
She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?'
I said, 'Of course, you can,' and shut the door.'

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