The officer walked up to the driver's side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, "Good evening sir. We're testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?"
Santa replied, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air."
"In that case, I'm going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test."
Santa said, "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".
The officer said, 'Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line."
"Can't do that either," said Santa The officer was getting irritated. "And why not?"
"Because I'm dead drunk."
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