Cop: "If you are driving on a road and see two lights, what is it?"
"A car, I think" I replied.
"OK, but is it a Chrysler, GM, or Buick?"
"No clue," I replied.
"You're drunk!" he said.
I shook my head slightly, being caught off guard.
"But if you meet one light then!?" he asked.
"Probably a motorcycle," I replied.
"OK, but is it a Honda, BMW, or a Suzuki?"
"No clue!" I replied.
"You're drunk!" he said again.
Now I was a little angry, and asked the arrogant officer, a question: "If you see a woman at a corner, with fishnet-stockings, mini-skirt, high-heeled shoes, and lots of makeup, what can it be?"
"Haaa! the cop said," It is of course a wh*re!"
"Correct...," I replied. "But is it your wife, daughter or mother?"
They seized my drivers license....
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