They spotted our Santa leaving a bar sort of "duck waddling" down the street at a slow pace.
The two students introduced themselves to Santa and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem.
One says, "My friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia. Which of us is correct?"
Santa replies, "Well boys, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!"
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