Santa agrees and goes out to his car. They climb into the back seat and start going at it. A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside.
"What the hell do you two think you're doing?"
Santa says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife."
The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't know."
Santa says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."
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