"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the produce market." said Santa.
"So were you able to find some?" asked Banta.
"Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
"The gardener said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'"
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