Santa is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie.
It says, I will give you three wishes.
Santa thinks awhile. Finally he says, I want a beer that never is empty.
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer.
Santa starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill.
The genie asks about his next two wishes.
Santa says, I want two more of these.

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