Stung by a bee Santa comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

Doctor: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

Santa: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

Doctor: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

Santa: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"

Doctor (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

Santa (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

Doctor (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"

Santa (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

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