So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and Banta decides he'd better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--Preeto is coming downstairs, and Banta is heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," Preeto says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," Banta says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!"
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