If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....
Soda Akbar Rab Ne Pila di Thodi Rum De Basanti Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam Beer Zara Bevde Zameen Par Ek Tha Bagpiper Talli six Rum Maro Rum Maine Drink Tujko Diya Bewdy Rathore Hickk Hick Hota Hai DaaruDas Hum Tunn Maine Neat Kyu Piya Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya Ulti Kar Di Aapne Whiskiya Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he only had 24 hours to live.
"Of course Darling." she replied. And so they have sex.
Four hours later they are lying in bed and he turns to her again, and says, "you know I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we could do it again?"
Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl.
The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."
The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."
The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM."
The fourth stated, "No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB."
At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, "Look, you hayseeds, it's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left.
Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, "Well, I don't know. A slip of a girl like that, I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!"