One day there was a man going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly Banta came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the man: "Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?" and sped off. The man was surprised but he did not bother. After some time Banta came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi Honda chalaya kya?' and sped off . This time the man was annoyed
Santa and his girlfriend were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in Santa's ear, "Can you drive using only one hand?" "I sure can" Santa grinned, thinking his luck was in. "Good!" she said, "Then wipe your nose; it's running!"
A father walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Rupee coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman is sitting at a tea stall in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of tea.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it
SANTA AUSTIN, TX - Dec.20 - Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh.