Train mai warning likhi thi.......

"Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri hoshiyaar!!!!!"
Sardar: Waah ji waah, aur hamne ticket li to hum bewakoof???

Mayawati was talking about
Family-Planing & Birth Control in Parliament.
Lalu got angry & said...

Look baby,
When you can't Play the Game, Don't make rules for Champions !

अमरीका में मोदी का क्रेज देखकर मनमोहन सिंह ने सोनिया गाँधी से पूछा हैं कि

"मैडम ! आपने मुझे जो बनाया था वो पीएम ही था ना :-* ?"
:D :D :D

Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.

Indira, Sonia, Mamta & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb...a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people:lol: :lol:

Girl: Nice mobile! Where did u buy it?
Boy: I won dis in a running race.
Girl: How many persons participated?
Boy: Mobile owner, the police and me.