-THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-

Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

I asked "Can you explain?"

He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".

He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "

I asked "Then, what is your role?"

He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether telangana should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions"...

Dedicated to Married Friends....!

Alia: Karan who is Mr Xi Jingping ?

Karan: He is chinese president.

Alia: then Who is the original president ?

:-x 8)

Prize winning message of the year

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!

एक बार एक बाप अपने बेटे से मिलने शहर जाता है

वहां उसके बेटे के साथ एक खूबसूरत लड़की भी रहती है

तीनों डिनर की टेबल पर बैठ जाते हैं

पापा :- बेटा तुम्हारे साथ ये लड़की कौन है ?

लड़का :- पापा, ये लड़की मेरी रूम पार्टनर है, और मेरे साथ ही रहती है

लड़का :- मुझे पता है कि आप क्या सोच रहे होंगे………