A Sick Leave letter from Pashabhai Patel to his Manager

Dear Manager Saheb
Sending you this leave letter
I will not come as my eyes have come ' if I come with my eyes coming then your eyes will come & you will not come as then Still if you come with your coming eyes all eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming

yours Sincerely
Pasahabhai Patel

" शराब फेक्टरी के मालिक ने
देखा कि वो आदमी बहुत
ही गंदा और बदबूदार था.

और वो उसे
रखना नहीं चाहता था...

फिर भी उसने एक
वाइन उसे चखने के लिए दिया ...

चखतेही पियक्कड बोला " ये रेड वाइन है...,
नोर्थ अमेरिका में बनी है,
तीन साल पुरानी है.

New style dhamki by Biwi ~

Tum jitna time Whatsapp / Facebook ko doge, main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko dungi. -_-

*Hubby faints* :-|