Ultimate Insult . Girl:"McDonald’s chale ??
Boy:"Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.. . .
Girl :"ek kam karo KFC chalte hai..
Boy:
KFC ka Fullform bolo . . .
GiRl: reehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de..
एक टैलेंट टेस्ट में पूछा गया सवाल...
अगर आपकी शादी जुड़वां बहनों में से किसी एक से हो जाये तो कैसे पहचानेंगे कि कौन सी आपकी वाईफ है?
बेस्ट आंसर: हम क्यों पहचानें!!
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi hey..!
A man had an Enfield Bullet 350cc...
he was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the Bullet sound.
He got fed up and sold his Bullet n bought an 100cc bike.
He got married to the same girl and one year later..
He bought an Enfield Bullet 500cc.
After a long and serious operation, Wife ended
up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just
couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband
came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.
"We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good I'm afraid," the doctor told in a quiet somber voice.
Husband looked at wife and with a soft trembling
voice said "But doctor, she's so young. She's only 40".
"38" came the weak reply from Wife. nothing can beat women's will to be young
अपना Admin पहली बार wife को लेनें ससुराल गया
उसका जमकर स्वागत हुआ
खाने को 5पकवान बनाये गये
खाना खाते वक्त सास ने पुछा
"जमाइबाबु आपको कौनसी डिश पसंद है "???
Admin शरमाते हुए बोला
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