Jethalal- Arre Daya, raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho, blast ho jayega,
Daya- Tapu ke papa, aap tension mat lijiye. Maine battery nikal di hai.

In a nursery school canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates.
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".
Never act smart with today's generation!!!

बेटा (मम्मी से)-पापा तो बिल्कुल गंजे हैं।

मम्मी (बेटे से)- नहीं बेटा, ऐसा नहीं कहते। जानते हो, जिसके सिर पर बाल नहीं होते, वह बहुत ही होशियार इंसान होते हैं।

बेटा-अच्छा, अब मैं समझा कि आपके सिर पर इतने बाल क्यों है।