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The arrest and subsequent events leading to Kanhaiya's conditional interim bail has taught a few things to Kanhaiya and the left brigade in JNU.
As you can see from the following pamphlet as circulated by the JNUSU in the campus on 11th February, 2016. This is signed by all the three non-ABVP JNUSU office bearers, including Kanhaiya Kumar.
Oh yes, you heard it right! Particularly so if you are in your student days. (Older communist guys have to look for more mundane things and therefore they would not be that sexy unless they find the opposite sex willing to explore for various reasons).
I will give you the reasons why.
- The famous quote of Karl Marx says "De omnibus dubitandum" which means "doubt everything". This is also my favorite quote since I read Marx first in 1999, during my undergrad days. Alas, I was not in JNU at that time. :( Being a communist, you get a license to question everything. This is good for an academic pursuit.
But bring this to your real life and you begin with questioning some of the things that you should not. Some of the things that would be rather a taboo to question by the not so communist guy are as follows:
- The social values are crap and they are meant to be broken. They are like the barriers on human progress.
How does it help you being sexy?
Well, all of you have seen chaats and chutneys! But here comes the Mahachaat, chaaton ke chaat, chaatadhipati, Mahachaat!
This guy, Mahachaat is not seasonal and remains so throughout the year with his performances running on a daily basis so that you can get updates to boost your chaat skills at frustrating someone to death!
The Chaat Sammelans of JNU, held annually is only a night long show. But I promise this show goes on for longer, and will not only just continue, but also add to the long-held practices of the chaats as specified in the Chaat Code of conduct given below: