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Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.

After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names!

Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.

"Diane," he said, "the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died."

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave you the money!"
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Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
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A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St. Peter.

"And who are you?" asked St. Peter.

"My name is Steven Richards."

"And what did you do for a living?" asked St. Peter.

"I was unemployed."

"Unemployed, hmmm?" mused St. Peter. "And have you ever done anything good in your life?"

"As a matter of fact I have. I was walking along the street once and I saw a group of bikers who were threatening to beat up a defenceless girl. So I rushed to her rescue, pulled the ringleader off his hair, kicked him hard where it hurts and told him and his gang to clear off."

"That's highly commendable," said St. Peter flicking through the man's file, "but I can't see any report of this incident. When did it happen?"

"About five minutes ago."
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Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun???
Misbah: Sohail played really well, It was not our day.
Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye???
Misbah: Oye Gussa Na Kar Bhai. Preparing for Presentation Ceremony.

Positive Attitude:
In Changing Room Pakistani players: Ye Mat Dekho Ki Hum Haar Gaye.... Ye Dekho Ke Batting Karne Ka Chance Hum Sab Ko Mila!!!

Meanwhile Nawaz Sharif is ready to file a complaint to UNO that: Pehle
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Killer English by Teachers:

PT Teacher: You three of you, stand together separately.

Geography Teacher: Will you hang that map or else I'll hang myself.

Principal: Tomorrow call your parents, especially Mother and Father.

And the terrific one:
English Teacher: Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm in the class!
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
"You can understand what I am saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down."Well, did you see this
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