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Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient:" I was just following your orders, doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders?, what are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: You told me to avoid people who irritate me.
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Nurse to Patient: How old are you, Mrs.Smith?

Patient: None of your business.

Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.

Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?

Nurse: Yes. Fifty.

Patient: All Right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?

Nurse: Zero.

Patient: And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age.
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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."

Second little boy, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK, then I have DEFINITELY shit in my pants..."
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A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to see them all so quiet.

He inquired about this to which they replied, "You see, today we are ALL present, so we don't know who to gossip about."
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Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly our Santa got a brilliant idea.
He lifted lifted his son and helped him insert the coin.
All the three were wondering what made the kid weightless even on EARTH!!
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A painter had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings he had created.

He worked day and night, stopping only occasionally for something to eat. He thought little about food and less about sleep. But what he thought about least of all was his rent.

As a result, his landlord now stood before him, demanding the three months' rent the painter owed on the loft.

"Give me a couple of weeks," teh painter pleaded.
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