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A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence.

"Think it's safe to cross?" the man asked.

"I reckon so," replied the farmer.

The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in. In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.

As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, "I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!"

"Well, shoot!" said the farmer, scratching his head. "It only come up chest-high on my ducks!"
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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"
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Here is an update on all that health stuff we keep hearing about!!!!!!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I reduce
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Officer: What is your Name ?
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Tell me properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer: Your father's name ?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: What does that mean ?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir.
Officer: Your native place.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir.
Officer: What is your qualification?
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: (Angrily) What is it ?
Candidate: Matric Pass.
Officer: Why do you need a job ?
Candidate: MP sir.
Officer: And what does that mean ?
Candidate: Money Problem sir.
Officer: Describe your personality.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Explain yourself clearly.
Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir.
Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: What is it now?
Candidate: My performance....?
Officer: MP !!!
Candidate: What is that sir..?
Officer: Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: MP Sir...(my pleasure)
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This guy goes to the doctor after being constipated for two weeks.

The doctor prescribes a heavy-duty laxative and tells him to take two when he gets home. The guy goes home to his fourth story apartment, pops two of the pills and lays down for a nap.

When he awakens he finds that the laxative is so powerful that he has relieved two weeks worth of blockage all over the bed as he slept. Totally disgusted the man toils over what to do with the mess and finally
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