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I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became disabled in the middle of nowhere.
It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, he finally reached their front door and knocked on it.
A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the night.
"Why sure young fella, I can give you a place to bunk." said the hospitable old man. "But I ain't got no daughter for you to sleep with, like you always hear about them in jokes."
"Oh !" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two he asked, "How far is it to the next farmhouse ?"
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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:
First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.
Second woman : I know
First one : How?
Second one : My dog told me.
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A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.
Santa, the bartender, shoved the foaming glass in front of him.
"Look," said the customer, "I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth?"
"Sure", said Santa, and he did.
"Now," said the customer, "I wonder if you'd be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off my mouth."
"Certainly." And it was done.
"If," said the armless man, "you'd reach in my right hand pants pocket, you'll find the money for the beer."
Santa got it.
"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more. Where is the men's room?"
"Out the door," said Santa, "turn left, walk two blocks, and there's one in a filling station on the corner."
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Kabir:
Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.

SE:
Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.

Kabir:
Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye.

SE:
Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihaari Client Aapke, Manager Diyo Bataye.

Rahim:
Rahiman Dhaaga Prem
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A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, its lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people.
A bystander asks the man, Whats going on?
My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral, is the reply.
Could I borrow your lion? asks the bystander. Ive got a lawyer Id like to have eaten.
Sorry, but youll have to get at the end of that line, said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.



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George was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

George looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
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