Look for the jokes and spanning the whole world in three languages, English, Hinglish and Hindi! Get latest jokes about politics, bollywood, office, husband and wife, and several other types set in a category wise lists. Share jokes with your friends and your social circle via Facebook, Google+, Whatsapp and more!


A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.
She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
He shouted "I'm looking for loopholes!"
Read more ... Add new comment


Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel.

The following morning, Nancy's closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.

"I'm so exhausted," Nancy said. "All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out."

Misunderstanding her, an embarrased Jennifer was shocked that Nancy would speak so crassly.

Tim clarified by adding, "Don't ever get a room next to an elevator!"
Read more ... Add new comment


Who's the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.

Who's the mother of the chicken ?
Chicken Ki-ma.

How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kal-mi kabab.
What happens when a chicken takes a bath ?
Chicken shower-ma.

Chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.

Chicken getting injection.
chicken Tee-ka.

Chicken doing flattery.
Butter chicken.

Chicken 5yrs after retirement.
Chicken 65

Sweaterless chicken in a winter night.
Chilly Chicken.
Read more ... Add new comment


Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Andy came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny.

When Uncle Andy came into the bedroom, he saw the Little Johnny Kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed.

Little Johnny looked up and said, "What are you doing?"

"Why, the same thing you're doing", replied Uncle Andy.

"Mom is going to be mad", said Little Johnny.

"Why will she be mad?" asked Uncle Andy.

"Because the bed pan's on this side!"
Read more ... Add new comment


Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat.

Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps."

Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news, and I have a bad news to give to you."

Santa, "Darling, I do not have time, so why don't you give me the good news now, and when I come back home in the evening then give me the bad news, this way I can focus here, and do not spoil my work."

Jeeto, "OK dear. The good news is, the Air bag of our brand new Lexus works, I got my life saved. And when you come back home in the evening I will give you the bad news.

And then Jeeto hung up.
Read more ... Add new comment


A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant.

The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
Read more ... Add new comment

More Articles ...

  1. Mental Deficiency
  2. Two Assholes
  3. Smart gal

Sardarji Article Count: 1049

Political Article Count: 73

Women Article Count: 22

Thief Article Count: 18

Professor Article Count: 8

General Article Count: 1988

Non-Veg Jokes Article Count: 24

Kids Article Count: 413

Bollywood Article Count: 9

Doctor Patient Article Count: 289

Husband-Wife Article Count: 789

Religion Article Count: 173

Lawyers Article Count: 147

Blondes Article Count: 126

Bar Article Count: 127

Animal Kingdom Article Count: 70

Communities Article Count: 67

Sports Article Count: 80

Techies Article Count: 66

Celebrities Article Count: 42

Page 525 of 927

Sponsored Links