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During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat,
the man from the back of the theatre yelled, "How'd you do that?"


"I could tell you, sir", the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."


After a short pause, the man yelled back, "Ok, then.
Just tell my wife!"
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Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai?
Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar, God bless you!



Whats Checkmate?
You tell your wife: I saw a lady, looked exactly like you.
Wife asks: WAS SHE HOT??
You can't say 'No' and you can't even say 'Yes'....
That's Checkmate!



Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I'm at Bank.
Wife: Wow that's good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics...
Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???
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Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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Santa and Banta went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Banta wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.

"No thanks," said Santa. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."

"I'll have black coffee too," Banta said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."

The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off in to the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.

"Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"
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Two elderly ladies were discussing their husbands over tea...

One of the old ladies said, "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous..."

The other old woman replied, "My Billy used to do the same thing, but I broke him of the habit."

"How?" asked the first old lady, rather curious, "I've been trying everything and I've even consulted our family doctor, but to no avail. What did you do???"

The other lady replied, "I *hid* his teeth!!" :-)
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A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.
They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, an anthropologist, and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.
While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort
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