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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa's field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
A few days later, local cops came out looking for the missing politicians, saw the crashed bus, and asked Santa where all the politicians had gone.
Santa said, "I buried them all... out back."
Inspector asked, "Were they ALL dead?"
Santa replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how the politicians lie."
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Rohit (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him. Rohit was surprised but he recognized her... she was Jasmine an old batch mate but he wondered why she was calling him. Because she never gave a drop to anyone in the college but anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome ( kaise ho kya kar rahe ho etc).
Then Jasmine asked him to have coffee with her and now Rohit was surprised. He gave consent
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A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure And comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait... SORRY.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind......
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A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
"Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets,
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Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
They looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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Pehle Din:

Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?

Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.

Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

Pati: Achcha theek hai.

Dusre Din

Pati: Kahan ho?

Patni: Ghar pe hi hun darling.

Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

Pati: Acchha theek hai.

Teesre Din pati phone nahin karta aur ghar pahuch jata hai...

Pati, naukrani se: Maalkin kahan hai?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi - Maim saab saath mein mixi kyun le gayi?
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