Santa: yaar banta hum dono me kya rista hai?

Banta: jo besan aur pakode ka hai.

Santa: wo kaise?

Banta: Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to
Pakoda BANTA hai.

Doctor to female patient : you are looking so weak & exhausted
Are you taking 3 meals a day as I had advised you?
Female Patient: Uski maa ki....
Where is your compouder who typed 3 Males a day!

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!

I don't want to lie.

My country needs me tomorrow.

It's high time to display the patriotism by entire nation.

I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.

Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher: What, are you mad? Why did you say that?

Boy: we have heard Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Soni-Mahiwal,
Romeo-Juliet, but only
Akbar-Birbal!

Teacher- died!

LLB ki padhai!
Professor: Agar tumhe kisi ko santra dena ho to kya bologe?
Student: ye lo santra.
Professor: Nahi ek vakeel ki tarah bolo..
Student: Main apne pure hosho o hawas mein aur bina kisi ke dabav mein aaye iss fal, jo ki santra kehlata hai, aur jis par main pura haq rakhta hun, uske chhilke, rass, gudde, aur beej aapko deta hun, aur isske saath hi aapko is baat ka sampoorna aur bina shart adhikar bhi deta hun ki aap isse kaatein, chhiley, fridge mein rakhe ya khane ke liye puri aazadi hai. Aapko ye adhikar hoga ki

Boss in office!

Boss: Okay guys, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the
right side of the hall. When I say any color, you
run to the left side of hall. one who is wrong
will not get the increment..

Got it?

Employees: Yes, got it!

Boss, okay...ready, go..
ORANGE!