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Brian came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make love to you any more?" Brian asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Brian went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me then?"

The wife looked over at her husband's worried face. "Frank, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."
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Ek Larki interview dene gayi.

Boss: Batao wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hotey hain ??

Larki: Bike !

Boss: Nahin, it's Honda bike. Chalo ek aur sawal, wo kaunsi cheez hai jis ke 4 tyres hotey hain ?

Larki: Car !

Boss: Nahin, it's Toyota car.

Larki: Chal ab aap merey sawal ka jawab do! Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo dikhney main white hai aur us ke beech main ek kala circle hota hai ?

Boss: Hehehe !! Aankh.

Larki: Nahi, teri Maan ki Aankh!!!
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There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea
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I mowed the lawn today, and after I'd finished I sat down with a cold beer. It was a beautiful day and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

The wife walked by and asked me what I was doing? and I said. "Nothing".

The reason I said that, instead of saying 'just thinking darling' was because then she would have asked "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain to her that men are deep thinkers, which would have led to more questions
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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don t wake up until nine!"
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Santa went to a doctor to get some medicine, as he was not feeling well.

"This is pretty strong stuff," said the doctor, "So take some first day, then skip a day, take some again and then skip another day and so on."

A few months after the doctor met Santas wife and asked how he was.

"Oh, he is in a coma," she told him.

"So the medicine I prescribed to him did him no good?" asked the doctor.

"Oh, the medicine was all right," she replied. "It was all that skipping that has almost killed him."
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