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The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" The warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "French Toast..."
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Two goobers were talking.

One was explaining to the other how the Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies.

"You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has gone, he may have a keen sense of smell."

"I agree with you," said the other. "I've always noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just that little bit longer."
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....


Girl: Am I late ?


Ghalib: Arz hai....


Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,


Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,


Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
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Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles.
So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona breakfast in bed.

However, Mona wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the following morning, Nikhil brought his new bride a scrambled egg.

Unfortunately, Mona wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs.one poached and one scrambled.

"Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully.

Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed.
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A boy who was a witness to a crime was on the witness stand in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?"

"Yes Sir", answered the boy.

"I thought so," said the attorney. "Who was it?"

"My father, sir."

"And what did he tell you?" the attorney asked accusingly.

"He said that the lawyers would try to get me all tangled up, but if I stuck to the truth, everything would be all right."
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One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Chandigarh and asked the bartender, "What all do you have".

Bartender, "We have whiskey, rum, vodka, gin, beer..."

Lord Shiva, "Let's try whiskey first, give me five bottles of whiskey."

After having five bottles of whiskey, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked, "Who is this man, after having five bottles
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