HR Manager in Heaven!!!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said God. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

एक आदमी की बीवी किडनैप हो गई.

किडनैपर्स ने उसके पति को फ़ोन लगाया : "अगर आज रात तक पैसे न दिए तो तुम्हारी बीवी को मार देंगे!"

पति खामोश रहा...

अगले दिन फिर फ़ोन आया : "अगर आज रात तक पैसे न दिए तो तुम्हारी बीवी के टुकड़े-टुकड़े करके चील कौवों को खिला देंगे!"

पति खामोश ...

अगले दिन फिर फ़ोन आया : "अगर आज रात तक पैसे न दिए तो तुम्हारी बीवी तुम्हे सही-सलामत लौटा दी जायेगी .."

पति : "पैसे बोल कमीने, डराता किसको है?!"

A woman in hot air balloon realized that she is lost. She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.

Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.