Poem on "TAJMAHAL"By 3 different People...

1) BACHELOR: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI"..!!

2) LOVER: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Mumtaz mil gayi hai,Magar Shadi nahi KARTI"...

3) MARRIED: "Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon,Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI"...!!

आम सी थी वो, एकदम से वो ख़ास हो गई,

पूरी ज़िंदगी हर टेस्ट में फ़ेल होती आई थी, साली प्रेगनेन्सी टेस्ट में पास हो गई।

एक ड़रा हुआ ब्वॉयफ्रेंड ..

When a Non IT Girl Marries
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the
grocery?
He: Bad command or
filename.
She: But I told you in the
morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new
TV?

ऑफिस में आई नई सेक्रेटरी ने अपने
बॉस से एक दिन पूछा :-

"सर, आपकी 'बीवी' मुझे इतनी शक
भरी नजरों से क्यों देखती है ??

बॉस ने ठंडी सांस ली और कहा :-

"क्योंकि तुमसे पहले वही
मेरी सेक्रेटरी थी !!"

A Sick Leave letter from Pashabhai Patel to his Manager

Dear Manager Saheb
Sending you this leave letter
I will not come as my eyes have come ' if I come with my eyes coming then your eyes will come & you will not come as then Still if you come with your coming eyes all eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming

yours Sincerely
Pasahabhai Patel