Who is a lecturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.
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In a nursery school canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates.
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".
Never act smart with today's generation!!!
बेटा (मम्मी से)-पापा तो बिल्कुल गंजे हैं।
मम्मी (बेटे से)- नहीं बेटा, ऐसा नहीं कहते। जानते हो, जिसके सिर पर बाल नहीं होते, वह बहुत ही होशियार इंसान होते हैं।
बेटा-अच्छा, अब मैं समझा कि आपके सिर पर इतने बाल क्यों है।
अध्यापक- पप्पू तुम बहुत ज्यादा बोलते हो।
पप्पू- ये हमारी खानदानी परंपरा है।
अध्यापक-क्या मतलब है तुम्हारा?
पप्पू-सर, मेरे दादा जी एक फेरीवाले थे और मेरे पिताजी एक अध्यापक।
अध्यापक-और अपनी मां के बारे में बताओ?
मतलब क्या है ? सर वो एक औरत हैं!!!!