एक टैलेंट टेस्ट में पूछा गया सवाल...

अगर आपकी शादी जुड़वां बहनों में से किसी एक से हो जाये तो कैसे पहचानेंगे कि कौन सी आपकी वाईफ है?

बेस्ट आंसर: हम क्यों पहचानें!!

A man had an Enfield Bullet 350cc...
he was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the Bullet sound.

He got fed up and sold his Bullet n bought an 100cc bike.
He got married to the same girl and one year later..

He bought an Enfield Bullet 500cc.

अपना Admin पहली बार wife को लेनें ससुराल गया
उसका जमकर स्वागत हुआ

खाने को 5पकवान बनाये गये

खाना खाते वक्त सास ने पुछा
"जमाइबाबु आपको कौनसी डिश पसंद है "???
Admin शरमाते हुए बोला

जी Tata sky

Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi hey..!

After a long and serious operation, Wife ended
up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just
couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband
came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.

"We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good I'm afraid," the doctor told in a quiet somber voice.

Husband looked at wife and with a soft trembling
voice said "But doctor, she's so young. She's only 40".

"38" came the weak reply from Wife. nothing can beat women's will to be young

Next week's gossip in Kitty parties -

Arey Mrs Sharma nahi aayi aaj?

Kis munh se aati.....
Black money ki list me naam tak nahi aaya husband ka.
Gareeb log..!!