One morning a blonde's husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic
He knew his wife would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn't want her to get hurt, so he called her to let her know.
"Honey, watch out this morning, there's a lunatic driving the wrong way up the highway" he said.
Sounding terrified, she replied, "It's not just one!"
A California highway patrol man pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman behind the wheel was knitting. Conceding that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO," the blonde woman yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells, "PULL OVER!"
"NO," she yelled back over the sound of the siren, "It's a SCARF!"
There was a blonde driving down a road in her brand new, green Mustang. She was driving behind a big semi, she wanted to drive faster (because it was a new sports car and everything), so she started to get right on the semi's tail. This angered the semi driver, he motioned for the blonde to pull over. They both pulled over and the semi driver got out of his truck and drew a big cirle on the road with his chalk. He told the blonde to stand in the middle of the circle until he told
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer, "May I see your licence? Lady, "What does it look like?" Officer, "Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it." The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"
The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The friend figures he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She let him in and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces