When an insect falls into a mug of beer...

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.

American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.

Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani :
1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer.

2) Relates the issue to Kashmir.

3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid.

4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

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