He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Hugo blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into BEER!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew EVER sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Jake looked disgustedly at Hugo whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Jake said, "Nice going Hugo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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