Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si, Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi, Choro Chori Chupke Chupke, Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi, Nazrein Jhuka Ke, Kuch Sharma Ke, Rahane Se Baatein Kiya Karti Thi, Kabhi Kabhi Julfein Bikher Ke, Kohli Ki Galiyon Se Guzarti Thi, Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko Raina Se, Per DHONI Se Vo Darti Thi, Jab Bhi Milti Thi Jadeja Se, Bas Yehi Pucha Karti Thi, . . . . . Yaar Tum Log Yuvraj Ke Bina World Cup Kaise Jeetoge?
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." "But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. "Yup," Scott answered. "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. "I forgot."
Murphy and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have done for 20 years straight. Later that day, Murphy returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair. His wife is concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game. "No, no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a hole-in-two on the 3rd." "So why are you so beat?" his wife asked. "Well, George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole," he said. "What??? And you're so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?" "No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George..."
Joey decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Joey was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.
Hours later, when everyone but Joey had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.
Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr. Joey, are you there? It's the Red Cross."
Bristling, the harried Joey called back, "Get lost. I gave at the office!"