Bill wasn't a very good golfer, but he sure dressed like one. He had a wicked slice that prevented him from ever reaching the green in two strokes, but on the day of the company golf tournament, no one could deny that he looked pretty sharp on the tee. That day, as usual, Bill sent his first drive deep into the woods.
"You'll never hit it out of there," his friends insisted.
"As God is my witness, I'm gonna make the green in two if it kills me," Bill replied
Joe and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Joe paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably. The other three gathered around him and asked, "Whats wrong?"
Joe looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some, then apologized for his emotional outburst. "I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for me."
A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf. The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.
Amazed, the friend says, Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?
Afridi to Misbah: So, shall I play my original game ya Tik Ke Khelun??? Misbah: Sohail played really well, It was not our day. Afridi: Kya Bakwaas Hai Ye??? Misbah: Oye Gussa Na Kar Bhai. Preparing for Presentation Ceremony.
Positive Attitude: In Changing Room Pakistani players: Ye Mat Dekho Ki Hum Haar Gaye.... Ye Dekho Ke Batting Karne Ka Chance Hum Sab Ko Mila!!!
Meanwhile Nawaz Sharif is ready to file a complaint to UNO that: Pehle
Tim and Joe finished their weekly round of golf with Tim pulling out his typical victory, although not by the customary wide margin. Even though the match was unusually close, Joe seemed more upset than usual by the outcome.
"Talk about the worst luck in the world," grumbled Joe as they headed into the locker room. "I just can't seem to buy a darn break." "Why are you being so hard on yourself?" asked Tim. You played great all week. Heck, you almost actually won." "That's what's so aggravating," yelled Joe.I cheated like crazy and I still lost!"