In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


An Irishman named Adrian went to his doctor.

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."

Adrian was shocked, but managed to compose himself and walk into the waiting room, where his son had been waiting.

"Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate When things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head
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Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha: Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega.

Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.

Customer: Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega? Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali duilding mein hi hai.

Madam (Bade hi shaant swar mein): Sir main aapko kaise samjhun, procedure to follow karna hi padta hai na. Maan leejiye ki aap shamshaan ke saamne hi mar jaate hain to ghar waale aapki laash ko ghar le jaayenge ya wahin saamne nipta denge. Boliye?

Customer behosh!
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Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na?

Bade: Haan hai toh...

Chhote: But uski wife itni badi star nahi hai... jyada chali nahin.

Bade: Nahin yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na.

Chhote: Nahin wo baat nahin hai, sabko pata hai.

Bade: Kisko pata hai?

Chhote: Bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali, wo ek choti star hai.

Bade: Wo kaise?

Chhote: Abe tune wo poem nahi suni? Twinkle-Twinkle little star...

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar.
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Bechaara shaadi shuda aadmi dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta...

Wife: I love you baby.
Husband (softly): I love you too.
Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho...???
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha.
Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.
Husband (pyar se): Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.
Wife: Haan, agar abhi koi dost phone kare to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi.
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye,
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The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he only had one First Lieutenant Slot available.

The colonel called the first candidate his office and said, "This is a promotion test. If I was to tell you that I wanted a flag pole erected in front of Post HQ by 1500, what would you do?"

The Lt. thought about it for a second, and said, "Sir. I would get a shovel, head for HQ and start digging. "

"You're not ready
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A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume.
She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
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