In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Pappu to his Mom: Mumma... Main kaise paida hua tha?

Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.

Pappu did the same thing...

Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar box khola aur dekha ki usmein ek Cockroach tha.

Pappu (Gussey se): Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar dun... Par kya karu..!? Aaulad hai tu meri...!!!
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Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??

Majnu Bola: Haan.

Phir kuch der baad Laila ne Majnu ko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh vo boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??

Majnu Bola: Haan, main Majnu hi hoon.

Phir kuch der baad us ne Majnu ko ek diwaar ke peeche dekha aur pucha: Tum Majnu hi ho na ??

Majnu bola: Haan-haan Laila... main Majnu hi hoon, tum mujhe susu karne dogi ya nahin???
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A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!

Santa: Yaar! Main Jo Bhi Kaam Shuru Karta Hoon, Meri Biwi Beech Mein Aa Jaati Hai.
Banta: Tu Truck Chala Kar Dekh, Shayad Kismat Saath De De.

A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.

Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"

The sweetest msg:
Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes...
She hugged him tightly...
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Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi.

Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.

Pehli lady: Arrey... ye aam apne aap kaise gir gaya?

Is se pehle ki second lady kuch bolti, Aam khud haath jod kar bol pada: Behan ji itni der se aapki baatein sun sun kr mein pak gaya hun.
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Hamare Purush Users Ne Hhumse Poochha Hai Ki Jeevan Mein Premika Ke Hone Ke Kya Phaayde Hain. Atah Aaj Hum Batayenge Ki Jeeven Mein Girlfriend Hone Ke Kya-Kya Faayde Hain.

1. Doston Mein Aapki Izzat Bad Jaati Hai
Ye Jeevan Ka Ek Kadva Sach Hai Bhakton. Aajkal Usi Ladke Ki Har Koi Izzat Karta Hai Jiski Girlfriend Hoti Hai. Bina Girlfriend Waalo Ko Koi Nahi Poochhta Hai.

2. Aap Apne Dil Ka Dard Usse Share Kar Sakte Hain:
Apne Dil Ka Dard Karne Ke
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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, Why werent you successful with the Arabs?

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and fainting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."
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