In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.

As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.

Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him he shouted, "Give that man five days in the lockup for vomiting!"

The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why.

"Well Sir, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also took a dump in your pants."
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Boy went to buy a talking parrot!

Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon?

Parrot: Kamine lagte ho!

Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai!

Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani mein duboya or pucha: Phir gali dega?

Parrot: Nahin.

Boy Parrot se: Agar mere sath ghar me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?

Parrot: Biwi hogi.

Boy: Agar 2 ladkiya ayen toh?

Parrot: Biwi or saali.

Boy: Agar 3 aye toh?

Parrot: Biwi, sali or dost.

Boy: Agar 4 aaye toh?

Parrot (apne mailk se): Paani le aao bhai.. Maine to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye sala!!!
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Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
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A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don t want to go out there. It s dark!"
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don t have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He ll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he is out there?
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So why is the groom wearing black?"
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If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
Rum De Basanti
Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
Beer Zara
Bevde Zameen Par
Ek Tha Bagpiper
Talli six
Rum Maro Rum
Maine Drink Tujko Diya
Bewdy Rathore
Hickk Hick Hota Hai
DaaruDas
Hum Tunn
Maine Neat Kyu Piya
Peg Piya Toh Darna Kya
Ulti Kar Di Aapne
Whiskiya
Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
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