In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
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Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom.

"What do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Bloom.

"I own some property," replied Bernie.

"Some property!" exclaimed Ruth. "He owns a chain of fast-rising retail stores."

"And where do you live?" asked Mrs. Bloom.

"I've got an apartment in town."

"An apartment!" cried Ruth. "He has a luxury apartment in the most sought-after block in Manhattan."

"And what are your prospects?" inquired Mr. Bloom.

"I'm hoping to expand!" said Bernie.

"Expand!" interrupted Ruth. "He's planning to buy Bloomingdale's!"

Just then Bernie sneezed.

"Have you got a cold?" asked Mrs. Bloom.

"A cold?" shrieked Ruth. "Bernie's got pneumonia!"
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Ek college ke final years ke kuch boys ek group banakar tirth yatra par jaate hain.

Yakinan saare students young the isliye group leader ne kaha, "Hum sab tirthyatra par ja rahe hain, bhagwaan ke darshanon ke liye. Isliye koi aisi waisi harkat mat karna ya koi ulti-seedhi baat mat bolna. Agar tumhe koi sundar ladki dikhayi di to apni aankhein band kar lena aur kehna, 'Hari Om'."

Thodi der baad ek ladke ne apni aankhein band karli aur bola, "Hari Om!!!"

Sabhi ladke: Kahan hai? Kahan hai?
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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.

He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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