In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends sent flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.
It said, "Rest in Peace." The owner told the friend that had sent them and the friend called the florist to complain.
After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, "Sir I am really sorry for the mistake", and added, "boy we are in trouble with some funeral home. Imagine-somewhere there is a funeral-taking place today, and they have flowers with your card saying,
"Congratulations on your new location."
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1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.

4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai.

5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.

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Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.

Salesman: Do you have a dog?

Customer: Yes.

Salesman: Where is he?

Customer: He's at home.

Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the same customer returns.

Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.

Salesman: Do you have a cat?

Customer: Yes.

Salesman: Wellwhere is she?

Customer: She's at home!

Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the customer returns again.

Salesman: What's in the sack?

Customer: Put your hand inside.

Salesman: HmmmIt's warm and moist! What is it?

Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
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Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga...

1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi...

2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya...

3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi...

Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai....
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A Boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...

Boyfriend - Hi.

Girlfriend - Hello.

Boyfriend - Kahan par ho?

Girlfriend: Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hun, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi, tab tumhe call karti hun, tum kahan par ho?

Boyfriend: 401 no ki bus mein, TUMHARI SEAT SE 2 SEATS PEECHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA Maine Le Li hai...!!!
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.

Man: No, I wasn't.

Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.

Man: But I wasn't speeding.

Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)

Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you an idiot?

Officer: Yes, you would.

Man: What if I just thought that you were?

Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.

Man: Fine, I think you're an idiot!
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