In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


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A new farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a poultry operation.

Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.

When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiosity is too much for him, so he asks
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Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Ha ha ha.

Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...

Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bhi De Sakti Hun...
Boy: Hahahahahahahaha...

Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti.
Boy: Hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Girl: Mere Mummy Aur Daddy 1 Week Ke Liye Bahar Jaane Wale Hain. Main Ekdum Akeli Rahungi Ghar Main.
Boy: Kab???
Girl: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahah.... hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha... hahahahahahahaha haha...

Boy: Kab Jaanu ??
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha.... hahahaahahah... haahahhaahhahahahahaha......

Boy: Bolo Na Janu, Kabbb??
Girl: hahahahahahaha.... hahaahahah.... haahahhaahhahahahaha.... hahahahahahahaha.... haahahahhaahahhaahhahaha......
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On some Air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it's a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it's an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it's a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it's an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to 'Happy Hour.'"
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A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his mobile phone and called the emergency services.

He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, said, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There was silence, then a gun shot. The guy's voice came back on the line.

He said, "Okay, now what?"
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A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.

"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400."

"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?"

The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes and sobbed, "I'm the landlord."
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